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“Zerts” are what I call desserts. “Trey-treys” are entrees. I call sandwiches “sannies,” “sandoozles” or “Adam Sandlers.” Air conditioners are “cool blasterz,” with a “z.” (I don’t know where that came from.) I call cakes “big ol’ cookies.” I call noodles “long-ass rice.” Fried chicken is “fry-fry chicki-chick.” Chicken parm is “chicki-chicki parm-parm.” Chicken cacciatore, “chicki-catch.” I call eggs “pre-birds” or “future birds.” Root beer is “super water.” Tortillas are “bean blankies.” And I call forks “food rakes.”

bbook:

—TOM, Parks And Recreation

I need to compile a list like this.

(Source: inothernews)

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    This is friggen awesome
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    TOM, Parks And Recreation
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    KAT, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU. but i did find that “eggs” were “pre-birds” or “future birds” really fckng hilarious.
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