Q: What’s wrong with the world?
A: We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. Leona Helmsley’s dog made 12 million last year… and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio made $30,000. It’s just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains. We are monkeys with money and guns.
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Q: What is a gentleman?
A: A man who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
Too bad jesus hates misplaced apostrophes
I am FIFTEEN of these things, and it’s true. If the devil is a perverted, high fullutent, pagan, new age, effeminate homo pothead who enjoys hockey, I’m on board.
(via oldtobegin:roguepanda: